Listen Peasants.
*I’m typing this on my phone, so bare with me on any autocorrect fuck ups.*
So yesterday, I watched this movie.
Wonderful film. BRILLIANT. I probably should have cried, but I’ve never cried through a movie…. Because they’re just movies. ANYWHOOOOOO, it’s called “Archie’s Final Project” (or “My Suicide” for those children who like I be different). Please watch it. It’s on Netflix. It says fuck and cunt and goddamn a lot, so… Deal with it. There’s also a few tits, but it’s realistic. If you watched it, feel free to tell me… I’ll love you 100000x times more than I already do.
Apparently, there was also a little Internet craze going around after words of people posting pictures of them with signs saying “I am an Archie”. Since I hate my looks and all my cameras suck….. I’m not posting a picture. But I will say this…
I am an Archie.
The end.
The amount of people that unfollowed me while i was “gone” is unbelievable.
Well anyway… to those people…
Good riddance bitches.
I’ve gotten myself into so much trouble.
Fuck. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.
I’m starved. Someone come make me food.
If you have Facebook..
Please go like THIS page for me. Tell me you did, and I will personally tell you I love you xD and simple, and not important but I have nothing else to give. But PLEASEEEEEEE
Problems with being a male
- Having emotions is seen as weakness
- Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness
- Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality
- A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior
- Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine
- Makeup isn't even an option
- Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay
- Being gay is seen as weak
- There's no getting around the size of your "manhood"
- You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist
- No male specific support groups or movements
- Women comparing incomparable experiences unique to both sexes
- Unequal parental rights
- Extreme feminists treating you less than human
- Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs
- People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable
- No one will read this past the title
I can’t leave for 2 days without losing 3 followers.
I love that I have as many as I do, but I don’t let it get to me. I just wonder why 3 people would care enough to unfollow me because I hadn’t updated for 2 days, or I had stuff on queue
Lawl my self esteem just shrunk by like 90%
Thanks to all these perfect people and their blogs. Now I feel ugly. Bleghhhh
